In older celebrity child news, Miley Cyrus, age 19, is betrothed to Liam Hemsworth. From a purely anthropological perspective, I am so hoping I get invited to this wedding. The news just broke this morning, but already I feel confident that these nuptials will involve bare feet, cheap liquor, and a high probability of a bridal wardrobe malfunction. I kind of just want to witness this disaster. (Don’t worry, I’ll wear gloves and take a precautionary round of Cipro.)
This must be how primatologists feel when the bonobos decide to get married.